1.Sardar joined new job. 1st day he worked till late evening on the computer. Boss was happy and asked what you did till evening. Sardar : Keyboard alphabets were not in order, so I made it alright.
2. On a romantic day sardar's girlfriend asks him. Darling on our engagement day will you give me a ring Sardar: Ya sure, from landline or mobile?
3. 2 sardar were fixing a bomb in a car. Sardar 1 : What would you do if the bomb explodes while fixing sardar 2 : Don?t worry, I have one more.
4. Sardar was busy removing a wheel from his auto. A man asks sardar why are you removing a wheel from your auto. sardar : Cant you read the board. Parking is only for 2 wheeler.
5. Sardar : What is the name of your car ? Lady : I forgot the name, but it starts with "T". Sardar : Oye, your car is great. It starts with "Tea". My car startswith Petrol only..
6. American told sardar : In my country, 90% of marriages are held with e-mail. Sardar : Your country is great because in my country 100% of marriagesare held with female.
7. How will you destroy a submarine full of sardars? Simple. Just knock the door and they will open it
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