INFOFUNBLOG: 01/21/09

There will be NOOO salary

There will be NOOO salary increases for this year WHAT WE SHALL DO????

AND IF STILL NOTHING HAPPENS WHAT TO DO ????????????????????
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A parrot goes to a shopkeeper and asks ... 'Aam hai kya?'The shopkeeper says ... 'Nahi. Hum Aam nahi bechte.'Next day at the same time, the parrot goes again and asks him ...'Aam hai kya ?'He gets a little irritated and says... 'Aare Bola na, Hum 'Aam nahi Bechte'On the third day, the parrot goes again and asks him 'Aam hai kya ?'He gets wild and yells ...'Bola na naahi. Abhi vapas aaya to tumhare sar ke upar hathoda marunga ' The next day,the parrot comes again and asks him ..'hathoda hai kya?'The shopkeeper says ... 'Nahi'The parrot then asks ... 'Aam hai kya ?'

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The next day parrot again goes to shopkeeper and asks "Aam hai kya??"The shopkeeper is ready now....He quickly pulls a hammer and hitz the parrot on the face. The parrot looses all his teeth

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Can U eat this B'day cake!!!!

Grandmas don't know everything

Little Tony was 9 years old and was staying with his grandmother for a few days.
He'd been playing outside with the other kids for a while when he came into the house and asked her,

'Grandma, what's that called when two people sleep in the same room and one is on top of the other?'She was a little taken aback, but she decided to tell him the truth. 'It's called
sexual intercourse, darling.'Little Tony said, 'Oh, OK,' and went back outside to play with the other kids.
A few minutes later he came back in and said angrily,
'Grandma, it isn't called sexual intercourse. It's called Bunk Beds.
And Jimmy 's mom wants to talk to you...'

Confusing English language

Hey read this, its really very interesting. .......Some of CONFUSING ENGLISH make me headache, would u help me?

1. If Fed Ex and UPS were to merge, would they call it Fed UP?

2. Do Lipton Tea employees take coffee breaks?

3. If olive oil comes from olives, where does baby oil come from?

4. If people from Poland are called Poles, why aren't people from Holland called Holes?

5. Do infants enjoy infancy as much as adults enjoy adultery?

6. Why the man who invests all your money called a broker?

7. If horrific means to make horrible, does terrific mean to make terrible?

8. Why is it called building when it is already built?

9. If a book about failures doesn't sell, is it a success?

10. If you're not supposed to drink and drive, then why do bars have parking lots?

11. If you take an Oriental person and spin him around several times, does he become disoriented?

12. If vegetarians eat vegetables, what do humanitarians eat?? Human ??

13. If working hours are meant for working, then why are you reading this??Well, get back to WORK now!!

Rajnikant's Trigonometry n Physics

Recently a company had participated in IIM's Placement Sessions. They asked some interesting questions to students during recruitment.Here are some of them

1. There is one word in the English language that is always pronounced incorrectly. What is it?

2. A man gave one son 10 cents and another son was given 15 cents. What time is it?

3. A boat has a ladder that has six rungs, each rung is one foot apart. The bottom rung is one foot from the water. The tide rises at 12 inches every 15minutes. High tide peaks in one hour. When the tide is at it's highest, how many rungs are under water?

4. There is a house with four walls. Each wall faces south. There is a window in each wall. A bear walks by one of the windows. What color is the bear?

5. Is half of two plus two equal to two or three?

6. There is a room. The shutters are blowing in. There is broken glass on the floor. There is water on the floor. You find Sloppy dead on the floor. Who is Sloppy? How did Sloppy die

7. How much dirt would be in a hole 6 feet deep and 6 feet wide that has been dug with a square edged shovel?

8. If I were in Hawaii and dropped a bowling ball in a bucket of water which is 45 degrees F, and dropped another ball of the same weight, mass, and size in a bucket at 30 degrees F, both of them at the same time, which ball would hit the bottom of the bucket first? Same question, but the location is in Canada ?

9. What is the significance of the following: The year is 1978, thirty-four minutes past noon on May 6th.

10. If a farmer has 5 haystacks in one field and 4 haystacks in the other field, how many haystacks would he have if he combined them all in the center field?

11. What is it that goes up and goes down but does not move?

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1.. The word "incorrectly.

2. 1:45. The man gave away a total of 25 cents. He divided it between two people. Therefore, he gave a quarter to two

3. None, the boat rises with the tide. Googly ;-)

4. White. If all the walls face south, the house is at the North pole, and the bear, therefore, is a polar bear

5. Three. Well, it seems that it could almost be either, but if you follow the mathematical orders of operation, division is performed before addition.So... half of two is one. Then add two, and the answer is three

6. Sloppy is a (gold)fish. The wind blew the shutters in, which knocked his goldfish-bowl off the table, and it broke, killing him

7. None. No matter how big a hole is, it's still a hole: the absence of dirt

8. Both questions, same answer: the ball in the bucket of 45 degree F water hits the bottom of the bucket last. Did you think that the water in the 30 degree F bucket is frozen? Think again. The question said nothing about that bucket having anything in it. Therefore, there is no water (or ice) to slow the ball down

9. The time and month/date/year American style calendar are 12:34, 5/6/78

10. One. If he combines all of his haystacks, they all become one big stack

11. The temperature.