James Bond Gone Crazy!

On a flight James bond was sitting next to a Telugu guy. (with strong Telugu sentiments)

The conversation went ahead as under

Telugu Guy: "Hello, May I know your name please?"

James Bond: "My name is Bond"
Continuing in his inimitable style, " ....James Bond."

Then Bond asks:"And you?"

Telugu Guy: " My name is Rao...
Siva Rao...
Samba Siva Rao...
Venkata Samba Siva Rao...
Yarlagadda Venkata Samba Siva Rao...
Rajasekhara Yarlagadda Venkata Samba Siva Rao...
Sitaramanjaneyula Rajasekhara Yarlagadda Venkata Samba Siva Rao...
Vijayawada Sitaramanjaneyula Rajasekhara Yarlagadda Venkata Samba Siva
Rao..."

Since then whenever anyone asks James Bond his name he simply says "Bond"