HR Processes One day while walking down the street a highly successful HumanResources Manager was tragically hit by a bus and she died. Her soularrived up in heaven where she was met at the Pearly Gates by St. Peterhimself. "Welcome to Heaven," said St. Peter. "Before you getsettled inthough, it seems we have a problem. You see, strangely enough, we'venever once had a Human Resources Manager make it this far and we're notreally sure what to do with you." "No problem, just let me in," said the woman. "Well, I'd like to, but I have higher orders. What we'regoing todo is let you have a day in Helland a day in Heaven and then you canchoose whichever one you want to spend an eternity in."
"Actually, I think I've made up my mind, I prefer to stay inHeaven", said the woman
"Sorry, we have rules..."
And with that St. Peter put the executive in an elevator and itwent down-down-down to hell.
The doors opened and she found herself stepping out onto theputting green of a beautiful golf course. In the distance was a countryclub and standing in front of her were all her friends - fellowexecutives that she had worked with and they were well dressed inevening owns and cheering for her. They ran up and kissed her on bothcheeks and they talked about old times. They played an excellent roundof golf and at night went to the country club where she enjoyed anexcellent steak and lobster dinner.
She met the Devil who was actually a really nice guy (kind ofcute) and she had a great time telling jokes and dancing. She was havingsuch a good time that before she knew it, it was time to leave.Everybody shook her hand and waved goodbye as she got on the elevator.
The elevator went up-up-up and opened back up at the Pearly Gatesand found St. Peter waiting for her.
"Now it's time to spend a day in heaven," he said. So shespentthe next 24 hours lounging around on clouds and playing the harp andsinging. She had great time and before she knew it her 24 hours were up and St.Peter came and got her.
"So, you've spent a day in hell and you've spent a day inheaven.Now you must choose your eternity,"
The woman paused for a second and then replied, "Well, I neverthought I'd say this, I mean, Heaven has been really great and all, but I thinkI had a better time in Hell."
So St. Peter escorted her to the elevator and again she went down-down-down back to Hell.
When the doors of the elevator opened she found herself standingin a desolate wasteland covered in garbage and filth. She saw her friendswere dressed in rags and were picking up the garbage and putting it in sacks.
The Devil came up to her and put his arm around her.
"I don't understand," stammered the woman, "yesterdayI was hereand there was a golf course and a country club and we ate lobster and wedanced and had a great time. Now all there is a wasteland of garbage and all my
friends look miserable."
The Devil looked at her smiled and told...-
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Yesterday we were recruiting you, Today you are an employee.
"Actually, I think I've made up my mind, I prefer to stay inHeaven", said the woman
"Sorry, we have rules..."
And with that St. Peter put the executive in an elevator and itwent down-down-down to hell.
The doors opened and she found herself stepping out onto theputting green of a beautiful golf course. In the distance was a countryclub and standing in front of her were all her friends - fellowexecutives that she had worked with and they were well dressed inevening owns and cheering for her. They ran up and kissed her on bothcheeks and they talked about old times. They played an excellent roundof golf and at night went to the country club where she enjoyed anexcellent steak and lobster dinner.
She met the Devil who was actually a really nice guy (kind ofcute) and she had a great time telling jokes and dancing. She was havingsuch a good time that before she knew it, it was time to leave.Everybody shook her hand and waved goodbye as she got on the elevator.
The elevator went up-up-up and opened back up at the Pearly Gatesand found St. Peter waiting for her.
"Now it's time to spend a day in heaven," he said. So shespentthe next 24 hours lounging around on clouds and playing the harp andsinging. She had great time and before she knew it her 24 hours were up and St.Peter came and got her.
"So, you've spent a day in hell and you've spent a day inheaven.Now you must choose your eternity,"
The woman paused for a second and then replied, "Well, I neverthought I'd say this, I mean, Heaven has been really great and all, but I thinkI had a better time in Hell."
So St. Peter escorted her to the elevator and again she went down-down-down back to Hell.
When the doors of the elevator opened she found herself standingin a desolate wasteland covered in garbage and filth. She saw her friendswere dressed in rags and were picking up the garbage and putting it in sacks.
The Devil came up to her and put his arm around her.
"I don't understand," stammered the woman, "yesterdayI was hereand there was a golf course and a country club and we ate lobster and wedanced and had a great time. Now all there is a wasteland of garbage and all my
friends look miserable."
The Devil looked at her smiled and told...-
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Yesterday we were recruiting you, Today you are an employee.
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